Pairing: Fraser/Eric Kitikmeot (from Mask)
Category: Missing Scene from Mask, PWP
Warnings: Sex, unsafe
Summary: Eric stays to say thank you.
Notes: This is for zabira, secretlybronte, ifreet,
leonandra and sisterofdream for making me do this.
( Around, Around )
Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser When He's All Loopy on Pain Killers
10. Hide his pants, remove all the buttons from his dress reds, and then tell him the Queen is stopping by.
9. Notify him that Sammy the Turtle urgently needs to speak with him.
8. Do that stoner thing where you wave your hands next to his eyes saying "You're running down the hallway....you turn the corner....(palm in his face) watch out for the wall!"
7. Hand him a cold cup of tea, warning him "Careful! It's really hot!"
6. Invite the Ice Queen over to recite Beat poetry.
5. Kiss him while he's sleeping and when his eyes pop open, look at him like, "What?"
4. Make him watch Rocky Horror.
3. "Hey, Frase--says here the Olympic Committee has eliminated Curling as a medal sport."
2. Steal his hat.
1. Tell him you love him.
Summary: Blair responds.
Now with podfic read by kalakirya!
Notes: This is a sorta sequel thing to Daily Atrocities
( Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness — An Annotated Compendium )
Rating: G (except for a Discovery Channel moment)
Warnings: Turtle Vice!
Notes: This was inspired by chesamus'
beyond wonderful I Am the Walrus,
and The Bobs' Turtle Cycle.
Also, I dedicate this to snarkyducky who is
WAY MORE FREAKY than I am.
OMG UPDATE: KILLER TORTOISE! RAY BEWARE!
( The fic: Making Friends )