blather: high on life

[arrow00]

hey guys:  out of surgery and in sheer numb. i think it went well but what do i know? surgeon took ofqf like a bat outta he1ll and nurse doped me on percocet to shut me up.  :)

hi to all my friends!  la la la 

Comments

[catzslave.livejournal.com]

Ummm should you really be posting online all doped up? I think that could spell trouble (like being drunk and deciding to email all those people you wanted to tell how you really feel about them.)

And while we're at it how many fingers am I holding up *waiting patiently* See, I bet'cher eyes are going too. You should lie down till you're not so happy.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

To: callum@rennie.com
From: Arrow
Re: Story Research

Dear Mr. Rennie:

As a dedicated author of homoerotic fiction based on the characters Stanley Raymond Kowalski and Benton Fraser, R.C.M.P, it behooves me to research my subjects most thoroughly. Which leads me to ask you, in the interests of veracity in fiction: how big is your schlong? What are its full dimensions (both flaccid and erect)?

Yours in truth,

Artemis Arrow

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Hah!

Why did I never see this?

*dies*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, I wasn't *quite* loopy enough to send it. :)

Or maybe unfortunately.