blather: voice recognition software

[arrow00]

TESTING. TESTING. this is a test of my brand new voice recognition software.

i spent the day teaching this software how i talk. i read it stories until my throat was sore but apparently i didn't do such good job.

still, there is something amazing about watching words appear on the screen as i'm speaking. even if it makes mistakes that make me sound like i speak english as a second language. maybe i can hand right my stories and use this for dictation. ooh, look out, a homonym.

health update: my hand is somewhat better today in that it no longer feels like a block of cement.

it now feels like a block of throbbing cement.



P.S. could someone please write me some nice corn? make that pornography. (apparently, this software still has some learning to do.)

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

I will give you corn! More corn than you can handle! *showers you in kernels*

Your voice recognition software seems rather conservative. Maybe it's Republican?

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised. actually i would - - whoever wrote this software is pretty darn smart

(oops! blame the drugs)