"I admit my experience with melon-ballers is limited to yesterday's...incident."
Ray makes an obviously half-hearted effort to glare at him but ruins it when he has to blot his eyes with his sleeve. He's still chuckling.
"Perhaps," Fraser muses, "it is a lack in my upbringing. You see, we don't get much fresh fruit in the Territories, so I've never had cause to ball a melon."
Melon ballers = never not funny. Ray and I are 12. *snicker*
"Harder. Fuck me harder," Ray demands
I had to surpress a moan at that. Reading porn at work makes it hard to moan out loud. So hot.
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Ray makes an obviously half-hearted effort to glare at him but ruins it when he has to blot his eyes with his sleeve. He's still chuckling.
"Perhaps," Fraser muses, "it is a lack in my upbringing. You see, we don't get much fresh fruit in the Territories, so I've never had cause to ball a melon."
Melon ballers = never not funny. Ray and I are 12. *snicker*
"Harder. Fuck me harder," Ray demands
I had to surpress a moan at that. Reading porn at work makes it hard to moan out loud. So hot.