To: callum@rennie.com From: Arrow Re: Story Research
Dear Mr. Rennie:
As a dedicated author of homoerotic fiction based on the characters Stanley Raymond Kowalski and Benton Fraser, R.C.M.P, it behooves me to research my subjects most thoroughly. Which leads me to ask you, in the interests of veracity in fiction: how big is your schlong? What are its full dimensions (both flaccid and erect)?
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From: Arrow
Re: Story Research
Dear Mr. Rennie:
As a dedicated author of homoerotic fiction based on the characters Stanley Raymond Kowalski and Benton Fraser, R.C.M.P, it behooves me to research my subjects most thoroughly. Which leads me to ask you, in the interests of veracity in fiction: how big is your schlong? What are its full dimensions (both flaccid and erect)?
Yours in truth,
Artemis Arrow