blather: high on life

[arrow00]

hey guys:  out of surgery and in sheer numb. i think it went well but what do i know? surgeon took ofqf like a bat outta he1ll and nurse doped me on percocet to shut me up.  :)

hi to all my friends!  la la la 

Comments

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

All of that sounds normal. Glad to hear it's over. Best of luck for a speedy recovery! {{{hugs}}}

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

tx sweetness. i'm 4 weeks away wfrom getting the cast off and s3tarting p.t.

my own personal p.t. plan involves rigorous 3tyyping. :)

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."

this non sequitor brought to you by DRUGS (TM) - your best friend.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

she's just the girl, just the girl, the girl you want o/~

[catzslave.livejournal.com]

Ummm should you really be posting online all doped up? I think that could spell trouble (like being drunk and deciding to email all those people you wanted to tell how you really feel about them.)

And while we're at it how many fingers am I holding up *waiting patiently* See, I bet'cher eyes are going too. You should lie down till you're not so happy.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

To: callum@rennie.com
From: Arrow
Re: Story Research

Dear Mr. Rennie:

As a dedicated author of homoerotic fiction based on the characters Stanley Raymond Kowalski and Benton Fraser, R.C.M.P, it behooves me to research my subjects most thoroughly. Which leads me to ask you, in the interests of veracity in fiction: how big is your schlong? What are its full dimensions (both flaccid and erect)?

Yours in truth,

Artemis Arrow

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Hah!

Why did I never see this?

*dies*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, I wasn't *quite* loopy enough to send it. :)

Or maybe unfortunately.