blather: power outage + warm pr0n, cookies and milk

[arrow00]

Aii! First of all, the power is out for about a twenty block radius. I had to call a friend to borrow a cup of her dial-up connection.

Yes. You heard me right: I'm on DIAL-UP. GAH! PTOOEY! This is a freakin' nightmare. And don't talk to me about how spoiled I am because LA LA LA I have been there, baby. I had a 1200 baud modem in 1991 when I got my first email address, and I eagerly bought every other modemspeed in between, bravely downloading usenet newsgroup porn one sticky byte at a time, so I have paid my geekly dues, and this? This still sucks.

--NO CARRIER--

Herm. I only have 1:57 mins remaining on my laptop battery. Unfortunate, when you are painfully verbose as am I. If this goes on I might have to write pr0n by applying PEN to PAPER, a chill-inducing concept, I must say. (You haven't seen my handwriting.)

However, as if to cheer me, all prophetical-like, someone fabulous has anonymously gifted me with a fantastic piece of F/K pr0n starring Ray and Fraser just like I love 'em.

Cookies and milk and hotsweet pr0n. How did whoever-it-is know that was how I planned to spend V-day?
::smooches her generous benefactor:: I don't know who she is, but she is some talented. That piece hits a lot of hot hot spots for me.

Finally, a big shout-out of familial agony to my sister in Hellenic misery--you know who you are. Remember, you and I have the same strength, the same fortitude, the same sheer, ball-bewilderingly stupid stubbornness that drove them up the mountain and drives us so insane when they do the nutty things they do. So, such nutterhood is in our future as well. It is our legacy.

Encouraging, ain't it?

Comments

[zabira.livejournal.com]

WHOA. i think i broke something reading that...it's HOT ENOUGH TO BURN UP MY COMPUTER.

you won the snippet-porn sweepstakes, clearly.

i'm sorry about your technical woes.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

you won the snippet-porn sweepstakes, clearly.

Clearly. I don't know what I did to deserve it; if I did, I'd do it a monkeybunch.

i'm sorry about your technical woes.

Power has returned! And just in time, because I have this idea for ::gasp:: an actual ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP story.

I know! How very odd. We'll see if it flies.

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

1) I'm very happy your power has returned, because I don't like the notion of you suffering without 'net access.

2) because I have this idea for ::gasp:: an actual ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP story

*grabby hands* AWESOME! I can't wait! Eeee!

[(Anonymous)]

Pfft! This from someone who got a Rollie! snippet. Let's talk about your definition of winning, missy!

[zabira.livejournal.com]

HEE! my comment still stands. as gorgeous and PERFECT FOR ME as my rollie!snippet is, you must admit that it has no porn in it. so i won some other sweepstakes...the massacre in angola with beautiful rollie sweepstakes?

[(Anonymous)]

So glad you liked your pr0n!

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Wench! Show thyself! Your pr0n mechanism is in fine order, and we wants to see more of your pretties.

[(Anonymous)]

Super seekrit drabbles : http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfshpgzj_0v37xfgfz

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovely. I like the turtle one the best. The secret controlling power of the universe. :)

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

"This is madness!"

"No, this is family!*"

*without the Tylenol

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

"And then the Germans came and left us without a goat to chew on.*"



::facepalm::

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, that is some wonderfully hot porn right there. Yowza. *fans self*

[meresy.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, yummy pr0n, that is.

Sorry about your woe. Dial up is insupportable. D: