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janedavitt started a dangerously funny PJ comment fic based on When Irony Hands You Lemons and I've hopped onto the party train. All aboard for sick PJ-porn!
janedavitt started a dangerously funny PJ comment fic based on When Irony Hands You Lemons and I've hopped onto the party train. All aboard for sick PJ-porn!
Title: When Irony Hands You Lemons
Author:arrow00
Fandom: TS
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Category: FT, HC
Wordcount: 4,738
Warning: unbeta'd, hardly even spell-checked.
Summary: The gods of irony are laughing at Jim.
Notes: Oh, I suck at taking prompts, but this is for
dodificus and bluebrocade who won the
8 Truths and 2 Lies thingy. Prompts were "Jim
gets what he deserves" and "the no-good way
Simon finds out about Jim and Blair".
( When Irony Hands You Lemons )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: TS
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Category: FT, HC
Wordcount: 4,738
Warning: unbeta'd, hardly even spell-checked.
Summary: The gods of irony are laughing at Jim.
Notes: Oh, I suck at taking prompts, but this is for
dodificus and bluebrocade who won the 8 Truths and 2 Lies thingy. Prompts were "Jim
gets what he deserves" and "the no-good way
Simon finds out about Jim and Blair".
( When Irony Hands You Lemons )
New J/B Story: Zero Accidents (PG)
Feb. 9th, 2008 08:19 amTitle: Zero Accidents
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2,983
Categories: FT, H/C sorta (woe is Jim!)
Summary: The morning of his third date with
Sue Davis in Records—the date where Jim
was sure to get laid—he came down with hives.
( Zero Accidents )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2,983
Categories: FT, H/C sorta (woe is Jim!)
Summary: The morning of his third date with
Sue Davis in Records—the date where Jim
was sure to get laid—he came down with hives.
( Zero Accidents )
Title: Fucking With Sandburg
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,361
Categories: FT, a little goofy
Summary: Jim gets more than he bargained for. Is that a bad thing?
Notes: I used to think that writing was like being dragged behind by a wild horse, and maybe I don't feel that way so much anymore, but that doesn't make it any less true. This story just proved it to me again.
ETA:
!
( Fucking With Sandburg )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,361
Categories: FT, a little goofy
Summary: Jim gets more than he bargained for. Is that a bad thing?
Notes: I used to think that writing was like being dragged behind by a wild horse, and maybe I don't feel that way so much anymore, but that doesn't make it any less true. This story just proved it to me again.
ETA:
!( Fucking With Sandburg )
New J/B Story: Dead Man's Float (PG)
Dec. 26th, 2007 11:35 pmTitle: Dead Man's Float
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 4,840
Categories: FT, Angst (very), H/C, sap
Summary: Uh.
( Warnings )
( Dead Man's Float )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 4,840
Categories: FT, Angst (very), H/C, sap
Summary: Uh.
( Warnings )
( Dead Man's Float )
New J/B Story: The Gift (PG)
Dec. 23rd, 2007 01:33 pmTitle: The Gift
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (language)
Wordcount: 3,147
Categories: FT, Holiday fic (eee!)
Summary: Blair gives Jim a gift.
Notes: This is for my dear friendtrue_brit,
wise in the way of words and minds and hearts.
Sorry about the sap, sweetness.
And Happy Holidays to all my TS friends!
Now translated into 中文 Chinese: 礼物/The Gift by bicyclecrazy
( The Gift )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (language)
Wordcount: 3,147
Categories: FT, Holiday fic (eee!)
Summary: Blair gives Jim a gift.
Notes: This is for my dear friend
true_brit,wise in the way of words and minds and hearts.
Sorry about the sap, sweetness.
And Happy Holidays to all my TS friends!
Now translated into 中文 Chinese: 礼物/The Gift by bicyclecrazy
( The Gift )
J/B Snippet: User (PG)
Oct. 6th, 2007 07:23 pmTitle: User
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (language)
Wordcount: 530
Categories: pre-slash
Summary: Jim is a little down on himself.
Also, he's a tiny bit religious in this one.
Notes: This was prompted byjanedavitt's
Call of Duty.
( User )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (language)
Wordcount: 530
Categories: pre-slash
Summary: Jim is a little down on himself.
Also, he's a tiny bit religious in this one.
Notes: This was prompted by
janedavitt's Call of Duty.
( User )
New J/B Story: Complicated (NC-17)
Oct. 2nd, 2007 02:28 pmTitle: Complicated
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17 (very)
Wordcount: 8,970
Categories: FT, tiny angst.
Warnings: Unsafe sex. Don't try this at home. Or in a bar, or in a car.
Summary: Well, this was supposed to be straight smut. Pure and simple.
But Blair is involved, so some other stuff crept in, hence the title.
Notes: This is forstorm_grant, who sent me the most fabulous
present.
ETA:
!
( Complicated )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17 (very)
Wordcount: 8,970
Categories: FT, tiny angst.
Warnings: Unsafe sex. Don't try this at home. Or in a bar, or in a car.
Summary: Well, this was supposed to be straight smut. Pure and simple.
But Blair is involved, so some other stuff crept in, hence the title.
Notes: This is for
storm_grant, who sent me the most fabulous present.
ETA:
!( Complicated )
Dopey J/B Smut: Anal-Retentive (R)
Jul. 26th, 2007 09:33 pmTitle: Anal-Retentive
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blair responds.
Now with podfic read by kalakirya!
Notes: This is a sorta sequel thing to Daily Atrocities
( Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness — An Annotated Compendium )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blair responds.
Now with podfic read by kalakirya!
Notes: This is a sorta sequel thing to Daily Atrocities
( Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness — An Annotated Compendium )
New J/B Story: Consent (R)
Jul. 24th, 2007 01:20 amTitle: Consent
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,315
Warnings: This is not a non-consensual piece,
so get your dirty little minds out of the gutter.
Categories: First-time
Summary: Blair gets dosed, and then gets wise.
Notes: Drugs are wrong, wrong, wrong. No really.
Fort_verano and her poor hand.
( Consent )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,315
Warnings: This is not a non-consensual piece,
so get your dirty little minds out of the gutter.
Categories: First-time
Summary: Blair gets dosed, and then gets wise.
Notes: Drugs are wrong, wrong, wrong. No really.
For
t_verano and her poor hand.( Consent )
New J/B Snippet: Getting It Right (R)
Jun. 25th, 2007 01:52 pmTitle: Getting It Right
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 514
Summary: It's heavy. It's Blair's gun.
Notes: This is for the brilliantjanedavitt, who likes protective Blair.
( Getting It Right )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 514
Summary: It's heavy. It's Blair's gun.
Notes: This is for the brilliant
janedavitt, who likes protective Blair.( Getting It Right )
CmtFic: A Conversation With Jim's Balls
Jun. 21st, 2007 11:22 amUh. This is a *very silly* commentfic (except it's not in the comment
because I needed formatting-fu) for Sense Memory.
Translation into 中文 available: 和Jim的蛋蛋的对话 / A Conversation With Jim's Balls by bicyclelala
( A Conversation With Jim's Balls )
because I needed formatting-fu) for Sense Memory.
Translation into 中文 available: 和Jim的蛋蛋的对话 / A Conversation With Jim's Balls by bicyclelala
( A Conversation With Jim's Balls )
Title: Daily Atrocities
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jim is annoyed.
Now with podfic read by kalakirya!
Notes: Has a sorta sequel: Anal-retentive.
( Daily Atrocities Perpetrated by Blair Sandburg (The Abridged List) )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jim is annoyed.
Now with podfic read by kalakirya!
Notes: Has a sorta sequel: Anal-retentive.
( Daily Atrocities Perpetrated by Blair Sandburg (The Abridged List) )
New J/B Fic: Scavengers (PG)
Jun. 19th, 2007 01:07 amTitle: Scavengers
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (For mild description of torture)
Wordcount: 3,126
Disclaimer: I am very poor.
Categories: ER, Jim H/C
Summary: Sandburg was like a goddamned octopus in bed.
Notes: This story is a part of a series. The first
is Acceptable Damages, the second is Sense Memory.
(And oh, for crying out loud: still no nookie. Jim sidetracked
me again, the bastard.)
(Thanks to sc_fossil for the canon tip. Guest icon by sara-merry99)
( Scavengers )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: PG (For mild description of torture)
Wordcount: 3,126
Disclaimer: I am very poor.
Categories: ER, Jim H/C
Summary: Sandburg was like a goddamned octopus in bed.
Notes: This story is a part of a series. The first
is Acceptable Damages, the second is Sense Memory.
(And oh, for crying out loud: still no nookie. Jim sidetracked
me again, the bastard.)
(Thanks to sc_fossil for the canon tip. Guest icon by sara-merry99)
( Scavengers )
New J/B Story: Sense Memory (NC-17)
Jun. 14th, 2007 07:55 pmTitle: Sense Memory
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 8,008
Disclaimer: I am very poor.
Categories: Series, Jim H/C
Summary: Jim's recovery has put the
kibosh on their developing relationship.
Blair tries a little sense therapy.
(This story is a sequel to Acceptable Damages.
It was inspired by a comment from the
excellentjanedavitt, but then
it went crazy on me when I realized Jim
still had all those busted ribs and I needed him
to heal first. So I still owe one hot-nookie story.
Update: the sequel to this story is Scavengers)
( Sense Memory )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 8,008
Disclaimer: I am very poor.
Categories: Series, Jim H/C
Summary: Jim's recovery has put the
kibosh on their developing relationship.
Blair tries a little sense therapy.
(This story is a sequel to Acceptable Damages.
It was inspired by a comment from the
excellent
janedavitt, but then it went crazy on me when I realized Jim
still had all those busted ribs and I needed him
to heal first. So I still owe one hot-nookie story.
Update: the sequel to this story is Scavengers)
( Sense Memory )
New J/B Story: Acceptable Damages (R)
Jun. 8th, 2007 11:34 pmTitle: Acceptable Damages
Author:arrow00
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,715
Warnings: Moderate description of torture
Categories: First-time, Jim H/C
Summary: After Jim is roughed up, he
lets slip with something maybe he shouldn't.
The last thing he needed was Sandburg buzzing
around him like a hummingbird on crack. The constant
motion and questions were trying what little patience
Jim did have. Which, considering the ice pack currently
melting onto his balls, wasn't much.
(icon bymistyrainicons : more!)
(the sequel to this story is Sense Memory)
( Acceptable Damages )
Author:
arrow00Pairing: Jim/Blair
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,715
Warnings: Moderate description of torture
Categories: First-time, Jim H/C
Summary: After Jim is roughed up, he
lets slip with something maybe he shouldn't.
The last thing he needed was Sandburg buzzing
around him like a hummingbird on crack. The constant
motion and questions were trying what little patience
Jim did have. Which, considering the ice pack currently
melting onto his balls, wasn't much.
(icon by
mistyrainicons : more!)(the sequel to this story is Sense Memory)
( Acceptable Damages )
New J/B Fic: Letting Go (NC-17)
May. 25th, 2007 11:37 pmTitle: Letting Go
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: J/B
Rating: NC-17 (not very graphic)
Wordcount: 6,767
Categories: First-time, angst
Warnings: Spacey!Jim
Summary: Jim is out of rope, so Blair throws him a line.
It took five minutes, hands clenched tight around the steering wheel, for the echo of the engine's vibrations to leave his skin, for the numbness in his lips to ease, for Jim to gear himself up to get out of the goddamn truck and into the apartment.
Notes: Not sure if canon contradicts the basic premise
here. If it does, spank me and call this an AU.
(xpost to sentinelfic): Letting Go
( Letting Go )
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: J/B
Rating: NC-17 (not very graphic)
Wordcount: 6,767
Categories: First-time, angst
Warnings: Spacey!Jim
Summary: Jim is out of rope, so Blair throws him a line.
It took five minutes, hands clenched tight around the steering wheel, for the echo of the engine's vibrations to leave his skin, for the numbness in his lips to ease, for Jim to gear himself up to get out of the goddamn truck and into the apartment.
Notes: Not sure if canon contradicts the basic premise
here. If it does, spank me and call this an AU.
(xpost to sentinelfic): Letting Go
( Letting Go )
New J/B Snippet: What You Do (NC-17)
May. 18th, 2007 03:37 pmI done accidentally wrote a Sentinel snippet. It just popped in my head full-grown, even though I've only seen S1.
Title: What You Do
Author:arrow00
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: J/B
Rating: NC-17
Categories/Warning: PWP, experimental POV, somewhat dark.
Summary: Sometimes it has to hurt a little.
On sentinelfic: What You Do
( What You Do--Archive version )
Title: What You Do
Author:
arrow00Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: J/B
Rating: NC-17
Categories/Warning: PWP, experimental POV, somewhat dark.
Summary: Sometimes it has to hurt a little.
On sentinelfic: What You Do
( What You Do--Archive version )
