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The Pros and Cons of Evil CKW
The Pros and Cons of Evil CKR




WARNING: SPOILERS FOR TIN MAN



So I'm watching Tin Man, the SciFi Channel mini-series based on The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum, and all of a sudden CKR appears, clad entirely in black leather and looking gorgeous enough to make my panties fall off.

Pro: CKR! Looking fucking gorgeous
Con: CKR being VERY MEAN (I think he kicks bunnies. I dunno, I haven't finished the first episode yet, but already he's smacking a little kid around. But then, it could be a very evil child, or perhaps a nasty munchkin in disguise, who knows?)
Pro: Did I mention he's clad entirely in black leather? Well, it's worth mentioning again.
Con: Not enough screen time.
Pro: Comes equipped with his very own leather whip accessory.
Con: Is in league with the FLYING MONKEYS! Oh, how I fear them.
Pro: CKR with a soul patch. Hummina. I mean.

Anyway, I made some picspam and couldn't stop snapping because he just is beautiful in every single fucking frame.

The evil, black leather-wearing, monkey-loving bastard.

ETA: added a spoiler warning. sorry about that folks, it should've occurred to me sooner.

Date: 2008-06-20 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surranndie.livejournal.com
*ahem* Um, having watched Tin Man a good....oh, fifteen or sixteen times now, I can assure you that CKR's actions will be explained. *grin*

Also - if you look very closely during the third part of the series, you can see his Champions tattoo pretty easily. He has a few RayK moments here and there, too.

Date: 2008-06-20 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
hey, I added a spoiler warning to the entry. sorry about that, it just didn't occur to me earlier.

I adore his tattoo like something I want to sink my teeth into. I really have neglected it in my fic.

Date: 2023-01-31 10:24 pm (UTC)
ride_4ever: (CKR tattoo)
From: [personal profile] ride_4ever
I actually got that tattoo and in the same place on my arm as CKR has it on his!

Date: 2008-06-20 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joandarck.livejournal.com
"Plans to kick..." *giggles* These are lovely!

Date: 2008-06-20 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
:) how many noble cows died for that ensemble of his, I wonder?

Date: 2008-06-20 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moon-brain.livejournal.com
That hair! Those shoulders, those cheekbones...

I blame you for the toothpaste in my keyboard.

That said, do you plan to do more? *bats eyelashes*

Date: 2008-06-20 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
blame moi??? his are the carved planes of nommable goodness.

of course I shall continue as I watch. I'm about 3/4 done with first ep. there are three in all, looks like.

Date: 2008-06-20 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zabira.livejournal.com
MMMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

thank you, arrow! you always bring the BEST presents!

OH GOD, he's so hot when he's evil. (which, come to think it, is probably good, as it seems to be a preference for his acting roles.)

*pets his leather coat of evil*

Date: 2008-06-20 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
why does he DO that? he's so pretty, he should play pretty. and yet...the leather, the whip...the hot look of 'I will purely kick your ass'...

I yam torn in TWO.

Date: 2008-06-20 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zabira.livejournal.com
i think i'm okay with the 'i will purely kick your ass' thing, arrow. NO MIXED FEELINGS.

yeah, callum, come here and PUSH ME AROUND some. mmmmmm...it's the juxtaposition between his almost too-pretty features (eyes, lips, OMG) and TOTAL MENACE that makes it like 5,456% hotter.

<3

Date: 2008-06-20 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
aw, see? I don't want a man to try that alpha shit on me or I would be forced to kick his ass right back, and then I might hurt the pretty and it'd be this whole big THING.



Date: 2008-06-20 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zabira.livejournal.com
I might enjoy kicking CKR's ass

HEE!!! i'm on to you, missy!

yeah, that would be fun, too...i'm SURE.

i stand by MY original statement, tho changing it up is always NICE.

MMMM NOM NOM NOM.

<3

Date: 2008-06-20 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
I would only hurt him the TEENIEST BIT. I wouldn't break him or nothin'!

See? Look: Turtles!

Date: 2008-06-20 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarkyducky.livejournal.com
[actually, I might enjoy kicking CKR's ass. isn't that why I'm pummeling him in my fic all the time?]

who doesn't? ... *shifty eyes*

Date: 2008-06-20 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joandarck.livejournal.com
it's the juxtaposition between his almost too-pretty features (eyes, lips, OMG) and TOTAL MENACE that makes it like 5,456% hotter.

*nod nod nod*

Date: 2008-06-20 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarkyducky.livejournal.com
doesn't hurt that sometimes he looked like he's wearing EYELINER..

not some folks' cuppa, but i kinda like his hairdo.. it's so *classic* against the color scheme of this show ;)

Date: 2008-06-20 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
he is!!! he so totally is, I have a later shot that is PROOF.

and I adore the hair. the hair is classic gary cooper or something. gorgeous.

Date: 2008-06-20 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noctuabunda.livejournal.com
...guh.
Black leather and CKR are two of my favourite things in the world. Together, they're like an unstoppable force.

Thank you so much for posting these! Why is he allowed to age so well and stay so pretty?

Date: 2008-06-20 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torra.livejournal.com
Huh, okay, I'm listing to a Tin Man podifc on my .mp3 player, I'm toying with Tin Man fanfics in my dreams, I dreamed a three-way sex scene about Duck/Dan/OFC in which Callum was wearing black leather before the naked bits started (good dream, pitty I got woken up before it could become a great dream), and now you're pic spamming Callum centric Tin Man...

Hmmm, I think someone is trying to tell me to do something, but I just can't quite place my finger on what.......

PS: And how is it I don't have any Callum icons? Or even any DS Icons!? How is this possible?

Date: 2008-06-20 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
it means SOMETHING I'm sure.
how is it I don't have any Callum icons?
I don't know but here is another mystical communication for you:

Image

I'm just saying. you need it.

Date: 2008-06-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torra.livejournal.com
I think you're right. Clearly this is a sign. Clearly that pic is Callum saying "Use this icon or I will kick your ass with this shiney leather boot. And you will like it."

He's probably right too. I'd better listen to you both. {{huggles}}

Date: 2008-06-20 01:06 pm (UTC)
ext_76: Picture of Britney Spears in leather pants, on top of a large ball (Brit Brits New Hobby)
From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com
He was the best thing about that film. No question. MMMMMMM

Date: 2008-06-20 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
The girl is annoying me a little bit. for the longest time I couldn't put my finger on why, and then it was because I realized she looks almost exactly like debra winger or something. Not that I don't like debra winger, but this *isn't* debra winger. if that makes sense.

but then callum showed up riding a horse and I forgot about it.

Date: 2008-06-20 02:15 pm (UTC)
ext_14817: (Asher)
From: [identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com
&hearts

I likes him evil, I does.

Good thing, or I couldn't watch, like, half Callum's stuff. *g*

Date: 2008-06-20 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
see, that's my problem, really. I don't like to see him evil. Tough, yes, kick-ass when necessary to save someone? melty.

But truly evil? nah. not so much.

Date: 2008-06-20 03:14 pm (UTC)
ext_14817: (Asher: Smirky)
From: [identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com
Well, yes, I do prefer him all badass and misunderstood and heroic, too. And I should qualify the evil: sci-fi villain-type evil? Sign me up. Norman-evil = run away! I haven't even watched that movie. /o\ There's villainous and then there's downright frightening.

Date: 2008-06-20 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm having much fun watching him in this. He keeps giving these little smiles and GAH. Perfect! EEEE!

Date: 2008-06-20 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigantine.livejournal.com
'Kay, that's it - I need to rent this. Netflix has it, so, yeah. I can haz me an Evil!Callum.

Aw, but man, then I'm gonna need to somehow figure out which C6D character I can crossover with, so I can save his soul in fanfic.

Or, y'know, someone else with better bunnies could do that... *looks hopeful*

Date: 2008-06-20 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
hee! well, I can totally see 1st season Fraser getting sucked into a tornado and ending up in O.Z. along with Dief. They would go very well with the color scheme there, and would have that town cleaned up in no time (Zero included.)

Of course, first Zero would have to push him around a little and maybe use that whip accessory of his. Fraser would suffer his torment so beautifully that Zero couldn't help but be moved to the side of good.

Then, when Fraser returns all fresh with the knowledge of the joys of manlove he could seduce RayV. Then, tragically, RayV goes to Vegas (another O.Z.) and Fraser runs into Zero again, who is now an undercover cop in Chicago.

it all makes such perfect sense.

Date: 2008-06-20 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torra.livejournal.com
    They would go very well with the color scheme there,
Okay, I'm way too stuffy (alorgies suck) to Snort that hard without causeing myself pain. Owie, the funny hurts.

Or, you know, since he is evil and all, just in love with Fraser, too (and really, who isn't?), then maybe as a Remix (a remix of a crossover AU that's not even written, oh jeeze) told from Zero's POV, he misses Fraser so much, and feels so hurt that he went back to Earth, that he waits a few years, and then goes over too. He tracks down RayV, gets all pissy for RayV having Fraser and not him that he kills him (after thaking him kindly for takeing care of Fraser while Zero was away, of course, Fraser has changed him a little), and then makes up this huge story about Vegas, and the RayK cover. Fraser is so happy to have Zero back (he thought it was never possible ::sniff::) that he blithly accepts the cockamamie story about Zero looking Italian and RayV looking Mob-ish, and he dosen't ask questions. And they live happly ever after (and Fraser just looks the other way when Zero/RayK occatianly does kick people in the head a little too hard, as long as RayK/Zero appologies about it to someone at somepoint).

Date: 2023-01-31 10:17 pm (UTC)
ride_4ever: (CKR - Billy Tallent being pretteh)
From: [personal profile] ride_4ever
Stumbling across older posts about CKR as one does, I am entranced by this "remix of a crossover AU that's not even written".

Date: 2008-06-20 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thady.livejournal.com
Oh, I like him evil. I like him not-evil too. I like him any way. :)

Thanks for the pic spam!

Date: 2008-06-24 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
you are quite welcome. that's an extremely pretty icon...where is the pic from?

I have more shots from Tin Man coming as soon as I get through ep 2.

Date: 2008-06-22 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com
This? Is hot. And now I'm seriously considering actually watching this thing. (I was on the fence before. But! Soul patch! Whip! And Jesus, he is gorgeous). Thank you kindly for the picspam!

Date: 2008-06-24 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrow00.livejournal.com
You really should. He's so very terribly pretty in this I forgive him his bad behavior. And that's rare for me--I like the good boys much better than the bad boys.

I realize this is a character flaw.

Date: 2023-01-31 10:21 pm (UTC)
ride_4ever: (CKR - Billy Tallent being pretteh)
From: [personal profile] ride_4ever
I'm looking at this during my coffee-break at work, so I dare not check out the picspam in case of NSFW, but I'll look at it later. I have watched Tin Man so many times and I really want to write fic for it, and yes CKR is gorgeous -- and I <3 your turn of phrase there where you say "looking gorgeous enough to make my panties fall off"...but it also happens to me every time I watch this that I want CKR to be Wyatt Cain.
Edited Date: 2023-01-31 10:22 pm (UTC)

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