F/K Pre-slash Snippet: Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser (G)

[arrow00]

My finger is busted, so forgive me if I'm unable to respond to any comments...

Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser When He's All Loopy on Pain Killers

by Arrow


10. Hide his pants, remove all the buttons from his dress reds, and then tell him the Queen is stopping by.

9.  Notify him that Sammy the Turtle urgently needs to speak with him.

8. Do that stoner thing where you wave your hands next to his eyes saying "You're running down the hallway....you turn the corner....(palm in his face) watch out for the wall!"

7. Hand him a cold cup of tea, warning him "Careful! It's really hot!"

6. Invite the Ice Queen over to recite Beat poetry.

5. Kiss him while he's sleeping and when his eyes pop open, look at him like, "What?"

4. Make him watch Rocky Horror.

3.  "Hey, Frase--says here the Olympic Committee has eliminated Curling as a medal sport."

2. Steal his hat.

1. Tell him you love him.

Comments

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Hee! #10 had me in stitches. ;)

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

This is utterly gorgeous! *g*

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

So mean! :-D Fraser should only be kissed when he's awake enough to enjoy it. Hee!

[mrs-laugh-track.livejournal.com]

This is excellent. The idea of Fraser loopy on pain killers watching Rocky Horror is cracking me up. Actually Fraser watching Rocky Horror in any mental state is funny to think about.

[simplystars.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, I am so very sorry about your finger [OUCH! WOE! :(] but this is a hoot. #3 is particularly cruel, though... :D

And now of course you should do the same for The Sentinel...?

[china_shop]

*giggles* Oh, Ray!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

*giggles a lot and is tempted*

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

Bahaha! Adorable and hilarious. And so sweet! Oh, Ray.

I giggled like a loon at 10, 9 and 7. And 1 just made my day. Awwwwwwwwww.

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

::snorfle::

Love this! (Especially number one, with the ensuing hawt sex!)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Very amusing, sirrah! And I'm glad the operation went well and you're back in a semi-happy typing place :-)

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

I am SO not inviting Ray over when I'm on pain meds.

[silence01.livejournal.com]

i love number 10. this was really funny, thanks!

[brigantine.livejournal.com]

*snortgiggle* Oh,Ray, you wicked man!

Okay #1 pretty much makes up for the rest, but still, I can't help seeing Fraser getting back some of his own next time Ray's on meds. Heh.

[callumvixen.livejournal.com]

bahahaha full of awesome! i am sooo guilty of #8 and #7 already... and #1, awwwwwwwwwww!

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

i concur! thx, babe.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

make him do the Time Warp! :o

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

oh i can't say this is workable at 100 wds an hour ;) but i ha d to write somethung.

i just downloaded some voice recognition software! let's see if it does the trick, and thankee for the well wishez.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

hee! smart girl

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

thx!

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

i was hpping somone would be familiar with #8! hee! tx

oops typos. oh well. 4 weeks and counting

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

please write it! it took me anhour to type and fix so you're on your own for now. ;)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

*g* You're very welcome! I hope the voice recognition software does the trick.

And has anyone pointed out that your wounded typing sounds a lot like catwalksalone's bi-monthly drunk posts? :-)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

yum. :)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

yay, tx sweets

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

look at that sweet mug in your icon. :)

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

You are MEAN. :giggles, notes 'em down for later use: Entire office is doped up on cold and flu meds except me. MWHAHAHAHA.

[laurie-ky.livejournal.com]

you get a gold star for doing a story while doped up(nothing like a research party, eh?) and minus all your working digits.

::am in awe::
Laurie

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

he's our lovliest bad boy. :)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

hehehe strike while the iron is hot. :)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

aw. thx. I have written up my ambulance/ER experience for later fiction-mining.

morphine, by the way: god's gift.

[aoudafogg.livejournal.com]

Hee! I loved this. Thanks for the giggles. But now I want to hear Fraser's side of things :)

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Lol. Poor Fraser!

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Awesome. :)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Poor lil' guy! :)

[vickitub.livejournal.com]

Awe that was really good