F/K Pre-slash Snippet: Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser (G)

[arrow00]

My finger is busted, so forgive me if I'm unable to respond to any comments...

Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser When He's All Loopy on Pain Killers

by Arrow


10. Hide his pants, remove all the buttons from his dress reds, and then tell him the Queen is stopping by.

9.  Notify him that Sammy the Turtle urgently needs to speak with him.

8. Do that stoner thing where you wave your hands next to his eyes saying "You're running down the hallway....you turn the corner....(palm in his face) watch out for the wall!"

7. Hand him a cold cup of tea, warning him "Careful! It's really hot!"

6. Invite the Ice Queen over to recite Beat poetry.

5. Kiss him while he's sleeping and when his eyes pop open, look at him like, "What?"

4. Make him watch Rocky Horror.

3.  "Hey, Frase--says here the Olympic Committee has eliminated Curling as a medal sport."

2. Steal his hat.

1. Tell him you love him.

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Very amusing, sirrah! And I'm glad the operation went well and you're back in a semi-happy typing place :-)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

oh i can't say this is workable at 100 wds an hour ;) but i ha d to write somethung.

i just downloaded some voice recognition software! let's see if it does the trick, and thankee for the well wishez.

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

*g* You're very welcome! I hope the voice recognition software does the trick.

And has anyone pointed out that your wounded typing sounds a lot like catwalksalone's bi-monthly drunk posts? :-)