blather: boy eavesdrops (TMI warning)
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arrow00A Scene In the Life
::waves hands frantically:: --> TMI warning.
[The scene: sitting on a bench outside Peet's Coffee. My friend Marilyn (with whom I tend to have very frank and raunchy conversations) is drinking decaf. I'm trying the sugar-free mocha (It's quite good btw.)]
Me: "...my last boy, though, I have to say wasn't very good with the cunnilingus. [pause] I mean it's not like I'm difficult or anything--"
A very cute guy comes around the corner just then. Marilyn and I hold our breath. Guy stops at the door and turns.
Guy: "Everyone likes to think that." He grins and goes into Peets.
[Beat of silence, then Marilyn and I crack the hell up. I mean we're howling.]
Marilyn: "Sometimes I just fucking love this town."
[The guy, btw, was gay. And I'm thinking--thank God, because a straight boy might have been too embarrassed to come up with such a great line.]
We sit and keep drinking. The Guy eventually comes out of Peet's with his coffee and leans near me when he passes.
Guy: "I'm sure you're very easy, honey."
::flail::
::waves hands frantically:: --> TMI warning.
[The scene: sitting on a bench outside Peet's Coffee. My friend Marilyn (with whom I tend to have very frank and raunchy conversations) is drinking decaf. I'm trying the sugar-free mocha (It's quite good btw.)]
Me: "...my last boy, though, I have to say wasn't very good with the cunnilingus. [pause] I mean it's not like I'm difficult or anything--"
A very cute guy comes around the corner just then. Marilyn and I hold our breath. Guy stops at the door and turns.
Guy: "Everyone likes to think that." He grins and goes into Peets.
[Beat of silence, then Marilyn and I crack the hell up. I mean we're howling.]
Marilyn: "Sometimes I just fucking love this town."
[The guy, btw, was gay. And I'm thinking--thank God, because a straight boy might have been too embarrassed to come up with such a great line.]
We sit and keep drinking. The Guy eventually comes out of Peet's with his coffee and leans near me when he passes.
Guy: "I'm sure you're very easy, honey."
::flail::
