blather: boy eavesdrops (TMI warning)

[arrow00]

A Scene In the Life

::waves hands frantically:: --> TMI warning.




[The scene: sitting on a bench outside Peet's Coffee. My friend Marilyn (with whom I tend to have very frank and raunchy conversations) is drinking decaf. I'm trying the sugar-free mocha (It's quite good btw.)]


Me: "...my last boy, though, I have to say wasn't very good with the cunnilingus. [pause] I mean it's not like I'm difficult or anything--"

A very cute guy comes around the corner just then. Marilyn and I hold our breath. Guy stops at the door and turns.

Guy: "Everyone likes to think that." He grins and goes into Peets.

[Beat of silence, then Marilyn and I crack the hell up. I mean we're howling.]

Marilyn: "Sometimes I just fucking love this town."

[The guy, btw, was gay. And I'm thinking--thank God, because a straight boy might have been too embarrassed to come up with such a great line.]

We sit and keep drinking. The Guy eventually comes out of Peet's with his coffee and leans near me when he passes.

Guy: "I'm sure you're very easy, honey."


::flail::

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

BWAH HAH HAH!!!!!!

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

BUTT SEX!!!

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Aw, you remembered!

*is all touched*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

are you kiddin'? I'm counting the days 'til I get to hang with you at BP.

(funny, you and I got overheard in a Starbucks that time. I think girls and coffee are a dangerous combination.)

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

heeee. here have some of this fic
http://community.livejournal.com/cunnilingusfic/profile

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Haha that is just freakin' GREAT. What a cute thing. I'm glad the het-reading girls get some good cunnilingus fic.

And your icon is just perfect. :D

[vsee.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Also, I am sooo jealous of all of youse who are going to bitchinparty. Travel is just Not To Be right now, though, and I think I would do better meeting other fans in smaller groups, rather than a huge con. Still and alll.....so very jealous.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Where do you live, Vee?

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

::snorfles and giggles:;

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

heh.

hey, Jane, where do you live, anyway? any chance you can come to the Bitchin' Party? (Multi-fandom con in Seattle, end of March.)

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no :-( I'm in the Toronto area; long, long way away! I've never actually been to a con; one day!

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Hello fellow Torontonian! *waves* There may be cons afoot in TO for the summer of 2008, but they'll probably be fandom-specific. I hope you'll check them out, however - you might know some of the folks who plan on attending.

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

To of my absolute fave writers live in the same town! I have fond and inexplicable hope you guys will hook up for coffee or something.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

When I meet up with an LJer, which happens sometimes, I am one big ball of squee. It's so, so nice talking to people who speak my language.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

That would be lovely! I'm about 90 mins away but I have a friend here in Cambridge (autobadgirl) who often goes in to meet fellow LJers,so maybe I can go with her.

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

*snort* That's hysterical. And I love that the guy offered some reassurance to you at the end. Oh random hilarious strangers. Why aren't there more of you?

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

It really made my day, I have to say. Although any day spent with Marilyn tends to be magical.