CmtFic: A Conversation With Jim's Balls
Jun. 21st, 2007 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
arrow00Uh. This is a *very silly* commentfic (except it's not in the comment
because I needed formatting-fu) for Sense Memory.
Translation into 中文 available: 和Jim的蛋蛋的对话 / A Conversation With Jim's Balls by bicyclelala
A Conversation With Jim's Balls
because I needed formatting-fu) for Sense Memory.
Translation into 中文 available: 和Jim的蛋蛋的对话 / A Conversation With Jim's Balls by bicyclelala
A Conversation With Jim's Balls
Blair: "Hey there, Jim'sBalls. How are you today?"
Jim'sBalls: ""
Blair: "I only ask because you seem a little tense, bros."
Jim'sBalls: ""
Blair: "I mean, okay, maybe it was a little unfair of me to
strap you down like this, but you have to admit it's
pretty effective. And you know, in the Amazon, some
tribes routinely use ball sack stretchers made out of
bone, so you're getting off easy if you think about it..."
Jim'sBalls: "!"
Blair: "I know, I know. I swear wouldn't do that to you guys."
[Pets Jim'sBalls, licks the skin between the leather
bindings.]
Jim'sBalls: "..."
Blair: "Oh, you like that, do you?"
[Jim'sCock
interrupts]: "?"
Blair: "Okay, okay. Don't get jealous." [Strokes Jim'sCock,
gives the head a good sucking swirl while he
releases the slipknot.]
Jim'sBalls: "~~~"
Jim'sCock: "@@**##@!!!!!! !!!!!! !!! !! .."
Blair: "Oh, yeah."
Jim: "Mmmph! Mmn-mm!"
Blair: "Keep your shirt on!" [Unties Jim's gag.]
"Jeez, you guys are so fucking demanding."
Jim: "God. Blair."
[A little later...]
Jim: "Hey, how's it going, Blair'sAss?"
End.
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Date: 2007-06-21 07:52 pm (UTC)*has accidentally rolled under the bed while rolling on the floor laughing and pretty much basically worshiping you. will have to get back to you later... ::sobs hiccupy laughter quietly, petting all the lovely punctuation::
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Date: 2007-06-22 05:47 am (UTC)::hee hees you::
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Date: 2007-06-21 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-22 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-21 08:55 pm (UTC):-)
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Date: 2007-06-21 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-22 05:49 am (UTC)A Conversation With Jim's Balls
Date: 2007-06-21 11:02 pm (UTC)Re: A Conversation With Jim's Balls
Date: 2007-06-22 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-22 01:51 pm (UTC)My icon. Your punctuation. True desperation. *ROFLOL*
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Date: 2007-06-23 02:49 am (UTC)Uh.
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Date: 2007-06-23 09:29 pm (UTC)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Laurie
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Date: 2007-06-23 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 06:26 pm (UTC)OMG... this was wonderful. I can so see Blair doing this. And then Jim... oh yeah, he's got to get his revenge.
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Date: 2007-07-07 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-08 07:52 am (UTC)*fell of chair and bumped my ass*
Date: 2007-08-01 03:54 pm (UTC)Thanks for posting it...! XD
I wish I could have that sort of conversation... *whining* O~O
Re: *fell of chair and bumped my ass*
Date: 2007-08-05 05:49 pm (UTC)Thank you kindly.
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