CmtFic: A Conversation With Jim's Balls

[arrow00]

Uh. This is a *very silly* commentfic (except it's not in the comment
because I needed formatting-fu) for Sense Memory.

Translation into 中文 available: 和Jim的蛋蛋的对话 / A Conversation With Jim's Balls by bicyclelala


A Conversation With Jim's Balls

Blair:      "Hey there, Jim'sBalls. How are you today?"

Jim'sBalls:  ""

Blair:      "I only ask because you seem a little tense, bros."

Jim'sBalls:  ""

Blair:       "I mean, okay, maybe it was a little unfair of me to 
             strap you down like this, but you have to admit it's 
             pretty effective.  And you know, in the Amazon, some  
             tribes routinely use ball sack stretchers made out of
             bone, so you're getting off easy if you think about it..."

Jim'sBalls:  "!"

Blair:       "I know, I know.  I swear wouldn't do that to you guys."
             [Pets Jim'sBalls, licks the skin between the leather
              bindings.]

Jim'sBalls:  "..."

Blair:       "Oh, you like that, do you?"

[Jim'sCock 
interrupts]: "?"

Blair:       "Okay, okay. Don't get jealous."  [Strokes Jim'sCock, 
              gives the head a good sucking swirl while he 
              releases the slipknot.]

Jim'sBalls:  "~~~"
 
Jim'sCock:   "@@**##@!!!!!!  !!!!!!  !!!  !!  .."

Blair:       "Oh, yeah."

Jim:         "Mmmph!  Mmn-mm!"

Blair:       "Keep your shirt on!" [Unties Jim's gag.]
             "Jeez, you guys are so fucking demanding."

Jim:         "God. Blair."


[A little later...]

Jim:         "Hey, how's it going, Blair'sAss?"



End.

Comments

[t-verano.livejournal.com]

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*has accidentally rolled under the bed while rolling on the floor laughing and pretty much basically worshiping you. will have to get back to you later... ::sobs hiccupy laughter quietly, petting all the lovely punctuation::

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Stupid ascii character set. I was really jonesing for an umlaut or two. :)

::hee hees you::

[karieflybabe.livejournal.com]

What T_Verno said...

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

:p

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Best. Conversation. Ever.

:-)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

:)

[anashi.livejournal.com]

LOL <3 Btw, I love all your Sentinel stories!

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

::yays:: Thank you kindly!

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *flails*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

::covers face::

A Conversation With Jim's Balls

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

::gigglesnort::

Re: A Conversation With Jim's Balls

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Haha made you snort.

[iadorespike]

*Loves*

My icon. Your punctuation. True desperation. *ROFLOL*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Oh perfect icon. I'm *feeling* Jim's poor balls.

Uh.

[laurie-ky.livejournal.com]

Jim'sballs and Blair'sass after their conversations are over and afterglow has waned:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




Laurie

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. They must be exhaustificated!

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

LOL

OMG... this was wonderful. I can so see Blair doing this. And then Jim... oh yeah, he's got to get his revenge.

[wh1ps-scums.livejournal.com]

If only all MY conversations were this intelligent. :)

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

Hee. ::resists urge to make adolescent farting noises::

*fell of chair and bumped my ass*

[scherwood]

*laughs so hard that I fell of my chair*
Thanks for posting it...! XD

I wish I could have that sort of conversation... *whining* O~O

Re: *fell of chair and bumped my ass*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

I know! Don't you want to get to know Jim'sBalls better? :)

Thank you kindly.

[magicgerbil.livejournal.com]

*snickerfit*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

hee.