blather: boy eavesdrops (TMI warning)

[arrow00]

A Scene In the Life

::waves hands frantically:: --> TMI warning.




[The scene: sitting on a bench outside Peet's Coffee. My friend Marilyn (with whom I tend to have very frank and raunchy conversations) is drinking decaf. I'm trying the sugar-free mocha (It's quite good btw.)]


Me: "...my last boy, though, I have to say wasn't very good with the cunnilingus. [pause] I mean it's not like I'm difficult or anything--"

A very cute guy comes around the corner just then. Marilyn and I hold our breath. Guy stops at the door and turns.

Guy: "Everyone likes to think that." He grins and goes into Peets.

[Beat of silence, then Marilyn and I crack the hell up. I mean we're howling.]

Marilyn: "Sometimes I just fucking love this town."

[The guy, btw, was gay. And I'm thinking--thank God, because a straight boy might have been too embarrassed to come up with such a great line.]

We sit and keep drinking. The Guy eventually comes out of Peet's with his coffee and leans near me when he passes.

Guy: "I'm sure you're very easy, honey."


::flail::

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Aw, you remembered!

*is all touched*

[arrow00.livejournal.com]

are you kiddin'? I'm counting the days 'til I get to hang with you at BP.

(funny, you and I got overheard in a Starbucks that time. I think girls and coffee are a dangerous combination.)